Tuesday, November 22, 2011

@AllAmerInvest Turkey Edition


Why doesn't McDonald's (MCD) have turkey burgers on Thanksgiving?



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How many turkey's do you have in your portfolio?

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"



Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

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Original content Bob DeMarco, All American Investor